it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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