i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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