I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
