ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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