I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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