Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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