Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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