Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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