he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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