i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
