nut hugger
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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