Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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