I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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