You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
