just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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