Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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