Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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