Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
the raccoons are back...
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