I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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