i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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