please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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