The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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