I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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