just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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