who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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