he puts the penis in happiness.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
whose parrot is this?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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