Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do herpes really smell.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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