nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
