Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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