Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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