Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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