I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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