32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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