just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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