But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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