i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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