oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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