Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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