"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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