you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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