He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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