And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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