State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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