Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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