is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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