This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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