i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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