Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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