He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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