I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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