Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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