Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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