I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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