We named our party play list daddy issues
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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