I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Green mimosas i think yes
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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