home. puking in laundry basket.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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