If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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