Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
