so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My butt remains clenched, sir.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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