Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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