? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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